I got to thinking about summary justice when re-watching a 'Season Review' of 1982 a few days ago. If you're familiar with the season you may recall an incident between Nelson Piquet and Eliseo Salazar at Hockenheim... A simple lapping move ...Read More

If you watch that World Wrestling nonsense, or if you're lucky or old enough to remember the wrestling on World of Sport (where old ladies used to try and knock the villainous Giant Haystacks unconscious by throwing their mules and ...Read More

It must be difficult not being one of the top four or five drivers. It's the F1 equivalent of being Bill Pullman. Or do I mean Bill Paxton? No. No, I was right first time... Pullman. See, that's exactly what ...Read More

"If..." goes the old commentators' cliche, "is F1 spelled backwards". Not at the school I went to, it's not matey: that's just poor spelling, which tells you more about the parlous state of the education system and the calibre of ...Read More

In Paul Simon's classic song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" one particularly imaginative and hurtful method that he didn't cover was telling your lover you're splitting up with them fifteen months in advance and then carrying on as if ...Read More

Over the past couple of years most F1 drivers appear to have been the subjects of highly successful charisma bypass surgery; being by and large unforgivably drab and giving precious little entertainment out of the car. This year, however, looks like ...Read More

In the same way that dotty old ladies seem convinced that policemen are getting younger, I must admit to having noticed a similar thing with F1 drivers... Just look at any season review from the 60s or 70s - they're all ...Read More

You'd think that as an F1 fanatic I'd be happy that a new season is about to start, and yet I'm not. Why? I'll tell you why.... Hermann Tilke: that's why! I want the season to kick off on a cool ...Read More